BOY, THERE HASN’T BEEN A CONTEST IN A WHILE, HUH?

So I haven’t had a contest in a while and I don’t want anyone to get out of practice so here we go…

THE CONTEST:

  • Include the actual words, SCIENCE , SOULS , STUDY at least once, in a limerick of some sort.
  • You are allowed to use two verses NO MORE!
  • You can use fewer verses if you would like. (ie one!)

HERE’S AN EXAMPLE:

Sadie made it her mission

to avoid the study of fission.

Since she was quite brilliant,

assumed also resilient

science frowned on her study of contrition.

***

So when she traveled to the equator

to save souls for the creator,

her peers weren’t surprised

and in fact they’d surmised

that savages boiled then salted and ate her.

  • Have your entry in the comments section  here or on the contest page by July 20th.

  • That gives you three whole weeks!
  • I will announce the prize as soon as I figure it out! BUT rest assured it will be worth it!
  • and as always my shrink will be choosing the winner so …
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11 thoughts on “BOY, THERE HASN’T BEEN A CONTEST IN A WHILE, HUH?

  1. It isn’t a science, but art
    To craft the most tunefullest fart
    It might sound quite batty
    The secret’s in pate
    For gas which with music departs

    So grab up your spoon and your fork
    And craft a huge castle in pork
    Then your guts filled with pig
    Do a harmonic jig
    And all anyone can do is gawk.

    THIS IS YOUR FAULT – YOU AND YOUR LIVERWURST!!!!

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  2. There once was a soul, who loved science.
    On it he had complete reliance.
    He would study at night, to his family’s delight,
    Cause when he studied at least he was quiet.

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