“It has come to my attention that there was a bit of a miscommunication.
So, let’s have a show of hands shall we?
How many of you kids, yes, Clark, even you sitting in the back of the room and staring out the window (as if you weren’t taking it all in), were not aware of how the cue is delivered for Six Sentence Stories?
Anyone, can anyone tell me how this works?
Yes Josie, you’re right, in order that there is sufficient time to write up a true work of literary genius, the cue is provided every Sunday for the following Thursday!
We do this because we wouldn’t want anyone to be stressed.”