WELCOME TO SIX SENTENCE STORIES!
OR IN THIS CASE –
SIX STUPID SENTENCES!
THIS WEEKS CUE WAS CAN
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LINK IT UP!
- Virgil realized he had hit a new low the day he was canned as the amusement park vomit cleaner.
- How long ago did pull tabs replace key openers on Spam cans?
- Eunice failed miserably in her career choice doing fish net repair for can-can dancers.
- The missing reels of They Saved Hitler’s Brain were later found in their cans in the back of Mr. Demille’s closet.
- I blame a genetic predisposition of having an unusually large can, as the reason I hate to fly coach.
- Some psychologists believe you can determine personality by which type of tuna an individual prefers: chunk lite or solid white; packed in oil or water.
Recording Life Under the radar 
Forgive me for laughing at the Coach class dilemma, but worse for thin me stuck in the middle seat with abundant beauty each side making it difficult to breathe.
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HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
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🙂 #6 I happen to like tuna packed in oil. I’m curious to know what it may tell me about my personality…
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I think it means you like tuna packed in oil. Beyond that I doubt it means much else
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“warning this goes on forever!”
and the problem with that is….
lol
(I only watched it for the music)
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And you buy it for the articles as well, I’m sure!
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exactly! (funny you should say that, in one of the very early drafts I made mention of magazines safely hidden under matresseses
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Too funny! The perfect way to start off my morning as I had to work, thank you for the smiles! I could certainly sympathize with the airplane dilemma, those seats were not made for three average people, with even shoulders overlapping which tends to be a little awkward depending on whom you are being forced to snuggle up with!
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Forced intimacy!
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I’m interested in the psychological impact of liking white tuna packed in water.
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I’m pretty sure the impact is primarily on the tuna. And perhaps a dolphin or two
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That or I’be been on a diet for too many years
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I totally thought of Can-Can for this… 😀 And I would also like to know what psychologists think of the solid white tuna in water crowd. Asking for a friend.
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Don’t tell me you’re asking for Clark right?
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Heh heh…no, but that’s pretty funny.
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Airlines pack travelers in, like sardines in a can–no matter what size one’s can! 🙂
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Ahaaaaaa….good cue usage!!!
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Heeheehee! A smile to help me through my day, thank you!
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My pleasure!
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