3am again and here I lie amongst the insomniac ranks who don’t sleep.
My teeny tiny poodle, slumbers by my side and the sounds of her snoring are deep.
My leg woke me up quite numb and all tingly so I did my routine to relieve it.
The body is wacky cuz the pain that ensues is a much better sign to believe in.
So I try not to bitch when my leg aches and wails like Long John’s right after the whack!
But if I wake one more morning mumbling you “M*****F****n sh**,” my quarter jar”s gonna overflow from the smack..