Tear Jerk

I don’t typically cry at funerals.

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Sad kitties don’t make me bawl.

I can peel onions with a dry eye,

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And you can break my foot

with a bowling ball!

 

I’m not one to cry at movies.

I’m not one to cry at all.

SO wasn’t I surprised

To find tears in my eyes,

When the wolfman made his haul?

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  It’s a double header!