Hi,
I’m Douglas, sometimes Mr. Fairbanks but, we’re all friends here. Ivy is off to work and has had a busy couple of weeks . Frankly, I told her to take some time and I would write this for her but , I don’t think she trusted me to get it done. Truth? I was supposed to do it last night. But, hey, as we say around here… it’s all good. I honestly don’t know what she’s worried about. I’ve done the TToT before and I’ve dealt with a virgin or two in my time. But again, all good ( I just know there’s a virgin joke in there somewhere but I’m just not as sharp as I used to be.) Anyhow, on with the TToT!
- She makes my dog food! Last place I was at I was lucky if they fed me. Really, she makes it!
- There is always enough to eat … did I mention HOMEMADE?
- The birds are old and gone. Yeah Zeb is gone too but, those birds… well, nuff said.
- Ok, there are birds, but they live outside!
- Dogs just know how to live. No offense to any cat-addled humans (Dyanne and Josie are some of my favorites but…), I have one word for you D-O-G.
- I get to sleep. A LOT OF SLEEP!
- My girlfriend lives next door.
- Ivy is starting to feel better. She complains a lot about… well, she complains a lot, but she feels better I think.
- I’m 112 in human years. I don’t know any people saying that… see #5… D-O-G.
- Did I mention she makes my food?
Have a great weekend… Ivy will be back tomorrow.
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So very well written, Doug!
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perfection is also spelled B-E-A-R…xo Doug
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That’s very kind of you, Mr. Fairbanks! Thank you.
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Love, love, love to you and Ivy. Take care of her, Doug, I know you make her happy. Your brother from another mother, Cobee, says HI.
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To you to Val.. and of course my bro the Cobster…xo Doug
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dude… listen, there’s market out there for a spokesdog, I just know there is, there’s gotta be… anyway not a word to you-know-who
(love the walk with the hair covering the eyes thing)
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ummmm who would that be?
Its my aging hippy look… call me Doug ( but never call me Roger)
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Doug – the host with the mostest.
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Well thank you … not to be confused with action Jackson… 🙂 doug
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That is probably the best description of Jackson ever! I think that is going to be his new nickname.
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You are one blessed guy Doug, and I adore you – even if you are a D-O-G! ❤
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Dont tell the C-A-T’s! xo Doug
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Always good to remember attitude is everything…you have HOMEMADE food, shelter and a girlfriend next door…what else could you ask for?
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no complaints here! The Dougster
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Like milk from contented cows, we get prose from a contented caniche. C’est mervilieux!
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Mr D! I’m with you buddy! D-O-G. I mean come on…what does that spell backwards?! Exactly! In his image. In his image 😀
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ah Denise! I knew YOU would recognize the genius of the D-O-G! xo dougie
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Very talented D-O-G…I wish my Golden Retriever could write for me:)
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Retrievers have other strengths Im sure…. its all good! DOUGLAS 🙂
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Nice job, Douglas!
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Well thank you! Some people dont realize typing isnt easy without opposable digits… Im glad you appreciate my efforts…. xo dougster
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Well, I know that you are Not just ANY canine–your brilliance and creativity stun me! I’m humbled, and trying to learn from you (seriously, not joking now)!
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I’m glad that Drexel can’t read, because if he could, he would probably wonder why in the world I don’t make his food!
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I suspect I would be getting something more traditional if the vet bills werent so high every time I eat the stuff…. Say Hi to Drexel for me and Willow when you see her! xo DOUG
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Very well done, Douglas. The Rottens like you quite a bit, even if you are a dog. I suspect you all would get along quite well because you share an important favorite habit – sleep! Right now all three are snoring away the morning…
Please give Ivy a huge hug for me and tell her I hope she feels as well as can be managed. She knows I kind of understand that.
Just please odn’t tell the Rottens your food is homemade…they are spoiled enough.
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