six sentences, any genre, no more, no less…

WELCOME TO SIX SENTENCE STORIES!

OR IN THIS CASE –

SIX STUPID SENTENCES!

THIS WEEKS CUE WAS CAN

        warning this goes on forever!

LINK IT UP! 

  1. Virgil realized he had hit a new low the day he was canned as the amusement park vomit cleaner.
  2. How long ago did pull tabs replace key openers on Spam cans?
  3. Eunice failed miserably in her career choice doing fish net repair for can-can dancers.
  4. The missing reels of They Saved Hitler’s Brain were later found in their cans in the back of Mr. Demille’s closet.
  5.  I blame a genetic predisposition of having an unusually large can, as the reason I hate to fly coach.
  6. Some psychologists believe you can determine personality by which type of tuna an individual prefers: chunk lite or solid white; packed in oil or water.

 

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23 thoughts on “six sentences, any genre, no more, no less…

  1. Too funny! The perfect way to start off my morning as I had to work, thank you for the smiles! I could certainly sympathize with the airplane dilemma, those seats were not made for three average people, with even shoulders overlapping which tends to be a little awkward depending on whom you are being forced to snuggle up with!

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